Musings: Cardi B Lyrics from Invasion of Privacy for your Instagram Captions

I don’t know about you but I’ve had Cardi B’s new album on repeat all weekend. It’s the type of album that would make you twerk and cry at the same time. I’ve found a little niche this year of compiling Instagram captions from some of my favourite artists and Cardi B is another one on the list. I already did one here, on Cardi B quotes to get you through life but I had to do another…

I’ve seen a few articles floating around with the same sentiment as my post, but as Frank Sinatra would say ‘I Did It My Way’.

Let us not forget the banger that started it all off in 2017, ‘Bodak Yellow’:

And I park my Bentley truck on my Versace driveway

Money Bag

When you can’t tell what your meal is called:

I said “Bae, it’s a snack,” he said it’s a entrée
With them pretty ass twins, you look like Beyoncé

Money Bag

Nails done, hair lit, keep them both laced
Come through shinning with them Rollies bust face

Get Up 10

Fifty-seven ninety in this Breitling
When I got a mil I got excited

Drip

I don’t condone violence, but you gotta do it in style?

I’ma put a Louboutin where her neck at
They say I’m too ratchet, they say I act wild

When the hold squad is on point:

And my b*tches with me pretty, too, they look like bridesmaids

Money Bag

Everythin’ your ***** want, I’m like a walkin’ wish-list

Money Bag

When you move into your new flat:

Now, I said luxury apartments (wow), I’m young and I’m heartless (yeah)

Bickenhead

And karma for you is gon’ be who you end up with

Be Careful

Should I call first? I can’t decide
I want to, but a b*tch got pride

Ring

When payday is around the corner:

And I just checked my accounts, turns out, I’m rich, I’m rich, I’m rich (I’m rich)

Bodak Yellow

I walked into the label, “where the check at?”

Get Up 10

Diamonds on my wrist, they drippin’

Drip

A visual representation of living your best life.

Said I’m living my best life, said I’m living my best life
Made a couple M’s with my best friends

Best Life

Bout my coins like Mario

I Like It

A fashion icon:

These expensive, these is red bottoms, these is bloody shoes

Bodak Yellow

I’m his favorite type of chick, Boujee, bad, and thick (uh)
I could buy designer, but this Fashion Nova fit (woo, woo, woo, woo)

She Bad

Write a verse while I twerk
I wear off-white at church
Prolly make the preacher sweat
Read the Bible, Jesus wept

She Bad

Step out wearin’ that dress, showin’ that ass and it’s a f*ckin’ wrap

She Bad

Dress me down in that Raf, Saint Laurent jacket
Dapper, dapper, I look fine, yeah, my checks still fine
No wonder wonder why I do whatever I like

I Do

When you can’t decide (or afford) on a bag:

Gucci bag, Gucci bag
Gucci bag, Fendi bag
Prada bag, Louis bag
Gucci bag, Gucci bag
Birkin bag, she in the bag

She Bad

Gucci shoes and a belt like it
Said that Cardi is his favorite fragrance

I Do

This is for all our exes: 

Look
I just want to break up all your shit
Call your mama phone, let her know that she raised a b*tch

Thru Your Phone

Put it on airplane mode so none of those calls come through

I Do

Look myself in the mirror, I say we gon’ win
Knock me down nine times, but I get up ten
Yeah, but I get up ten

Get Up 10

You even got me trippin’, you got me lookin’ in the mirror different
Thinkin’ I’m flawed because you inconsistent
Between a rock and a hard place, the mud and the dirt
It’s gon’ hurt me to hate you, but lovin’ you’s worse

Be Careful 

Bey:

All I can see is you and her in different scenarios
Beyoncé on my stereo, resentment on repeat
I’mma make a bowl of cereal with a teaspoon of bleach
Serve it to you like, “Here you go, *****, bon appétit”

Thru Your Phone

Cause right now I’m out here tryna find someone
So the ring on my phone, ring on my finger (brrr)

Ring

It’s lit like a lamp

She Bad

Los Angeles skyline gif

I’m gonna need Cardi to write a guide to blogging because my hits are weak:

I started speaking my mind and tripled my views
Real b*tch, only thing fake is the boobs

Get Up 10

I from the motherf*uckin’ Bronx (Bronx)
I keep the pump in the trunk (trunk)
B*tch if you bad then jump (jump)
Might lead your b*tch in a slum

Bartier Cardi

Look, look, momma needs some mill money (cash)
Prada bag and hill money

She Bad

When you get your first troll comment:
Of course I had to use this gif

These b*tches salty, they sodium
They jelly, petroleum
Always talkin’ in the background
Don’t never come to the podium

Money Bag

I go insane, insane
I drop a check on the chain
F*ck up a check in the plane
Cardi took your man, you upset, uh

Bartier Cardi

That’s when they came for me on Twitter with the backlash
“Cardi B is so problematic” is the hashtag
I can’t believe they wanna see me lose that bad

Best Life

They see pictures, they say, “Goals,” b*tch, I’m who they tryna be
Look, I might just chill in some BAPE (ooh), I might just chill with your boo

Bodak Yellow

I did do a post on my favourite strip club anthems once upon a time: 

I don’t dance now, I make money moves (wave, ayy)

Bodak Yellow

I’m a boss in a skirt

She Bad

Amen!

I like those Balenciagas
The ones that look like socks
I like going to the jeweler
I put rocks all in my watch
I like texts from my exes
When they want a second chance

I Like It

Remember that post I wrote on waist trainers?

The thing on my hip whip b*tches in to shape
That’s what I call a f*cking waist trainer

Get Up 10

All my chains got diamonds in it (bling)
My account got commas in it (cash)

She Bad

I’m the rose that came from the concrete in the Rolls
I’m like gold, I’m like goals, man, I chose and I’m floating, ayy

Best Life

You can check out my Drake, Lana Del Rey and Cardi B Instagram captions here:

Drake / Lana Del Rey / Kanye West 

Do you want to see more of these posts? Let me know by commenting below or tweeting me at @char_x0.

Char xo

Gifs sourced from GIPHY as usual. 

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