I don’t know about you but I’ve had Cardi B’s new album on repeat all weekend. It’s the type of album that would make you twerk and cry at the same time. I’ve found a little niche this year of compiling Instagram captions from some of my favourite artists and Cardi B is another one on the list. I already did one here, on Cardi B quotes to get you through life but I had to do another…
I’ve seen a few articles floating around with the same sentiment as my post, but as Frank Sinatra would say ‘I Did It My Way’.
Let us not forget the banger that started it all off in 2017, ‘Bodak Yellow’:
And I park my Bentley truck on my Versace driveway
Money Bag
When you can’t tell what your meal is called:
I said “Bae, it’s a snack,” he said it’s a entrée
With them pretty ass twins, you look like Beyoncé
Money Bag
Nails done, hair lit, keep them both laced
Come through shinning with them Rollies bust face
Get Up 10
Fifty-seven ninety in this Breitling
When I got a mil I got excited
Drip
I don’t condone violence, but you gotta do it in style?
I’ma put a Louboutin where her neck at
They say I’m too ratchet, they say I act wild
When the hold squad is on point:
And my b*tches with me pretty, too, they look like bridesmaids
Money Bag
Everythin’ your ***** want, I’m like a walkin’ wish-list
Money Bag
When you move into your new flat:
Now, I said luxury apartments (wow), I’m young and I’m heartless (yeah)
Bickenhead
And karma for you is gon’ be who you end up with
Be Careful
Should I call first? I can’t decide
I want to, but a b*tch got pride
Ring
When payday is around the corner:
And I just checked my accounts, turns out, I’m rich, I’m rich, I’m rich (I’m rich)
Bodak Yellow
I walked into the label, “where the check at?”
Get Up 10
Diamonds on my wrist, they drippin’
Drip
Said I’m living my best life, said I’m living my best life
Made a couple M’s with my best friends
Best Life
Bout my coins like Mario
I Like It
A fashion icon:
These expensive, these is red bottoms, these is bloody shoes
Bodak Yellow
I’m his favorite type of chick, Boujee, bad, and thick (uh)
I could buy designer, but this Fashion Nova fit (woo, woo, woo, woo)
She Bad
Write a verse while I twerk
I wear off-white at church
Prolly make the preacher sweat
Read the Bible, Jesus wept
She Bad
Step out wearin’ that dress, showin’ that ass and it’s a f*ckin’ wrap
She Bad
Dress me down in that Raf, Saint Laurent jacket
Dapper, dapper, I look fine, yeah, my checks still fine
No wonder wonder why I do whatever I like
I Do
When you can’t decide (or afford) on a bag:
Gucci bag, Gucci bag
Gucci bag, Fendi bag
Prada bag, Louis bag
Gucci bag, Gucci bag
Birkin bag, she in the bag
She Bad
Gucci shoes and a belt like it
Said that Cardi is his favorite fragrance
I Do
This is for all our exes:
Look
I just want to break up all your shit
Call your mama phone, let her know that she raised a b*tch
Thru Your Phone
Put it on airplane mode so none of those calls come through
I Do
Look myself in the mirror, I say we gon’ win
Knock me down nine times, but I get up ten
Yeah, but I get up ten
Get Up 10
You even got me trippin’, you got me lookin’ in the mirror different
Thinkin’ I’m flawed because you inconsistent
Between a rock and a hard place, the mud and the dirt
It’s gon’ hurt me to hate you, but lovin’ you’s worse
Be Careful
Bey:
All I can see is you and her in different scenarios
Beyoncé on my stereo, resentment on repeat
I’mma make a bowl of cereal with a teaspoon of bleach
Serve it to you like, “Here you go, *****, bon appétit”
Thru Your Phone
Cause right now I’m out here tryna find someone
So the ring on my phone, ring on my finger (brrr)
Ring
It’s lit like a lamp
She Bad
I’m gonna need Cardi to write a guide to blogging because my hits are weak:
I started speaking my mind and tripled my views
Real b*tch, only thing fake is the boobs
Get Up 10
‘I Like It’ sounds like @NandosUK #CardiB #InvasionOfPrivacy pic.twitter.com/VQx2PJtBwP
— Char (@char_x0) April 6, 2018
I from the motherf*uckin’ Bronx (Bronx)
I keep the pump in the trunk (trunk)
B*tch if you bad then jump (jump)
Might lead your b*tch in a slum
Bartier Cardi
Look, look, momma needs some mill money (cash)
Prada bag and hill money
She Bad
When you get your first troll comment:
These b*tches salty, they sodium
They jelly, petroleum
Always talkin’ in the background
Don’t never come to the podium
Money Bag
I go insane, insane
I drop a check on the chain
F*ck up a check in the plane
Cardi took your man, you upset, uh
Bartier Cardi
That’s when they came for me on Twitter with the backlash
“Cardi B is so problematic” is the hashtag
I can’t believe they wanna see me lose that bad
Best Life
They see pictures, they say, “Goals,” b*tch, I’m who they tryna be
Look, I might just chill in some BAPE (ooh), I might just chill with your boo
Bodak Yellow
I did do a post on my favourite strip club anthems once upon a time:
I don’t dance now, I make money moves (wave, ayy)
Bodak Yellow
I’m a boss in a skirt
She Bad
I like those Balenciagas
The ones that look like socks
I like going to the jeweler
I put rocks all in my watch
I like texts from my exes
When they want a second chance
I Like It
Remember that post I wrote on waist trainers?
The thing on my hip whip b*tches in to shape
That’s what I call a f*cking waist trainer
Get Up 10
All my chains got diamonds in it (bling)
My account got commas in it (cash)
She Bad
I’m the rose that came from the concrete in the Rolls
I’m like gold, I’m like goals, man, I chose and I’m floating, ayy
Best Life
You can check out my Drake, Lana Del Rey and Cardi B Instagram captions here:
Drake / Lana Del Rey / Kanye West
Do you want to see more of these posts? Let me know by commenting below or tweeting me at @char_x0.
Char xo
Gifs sourced from GIPHY as usual.
BehindTheSchmile says
I’m like the only person on the planet that is yet to listen to this album but some of these lyrics have me ROLLING! Lovw Cardi! Gonna g and stream it now!
Anonymous says
Thank you! Let me know how you get on with the album! xxx
BehindTheSchmile says
Loved it!!!