Roses are red, birthdays shouldn’t be blue, here are seven Instagram captions from me to you. 1) Blessed to see another year. [insert photo photo of age balloons, rose petals and a generic hotel room] 2) Due to GDPR regulations I will not be revealing my age 3) Today I am [xx] months old. Some…
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My Club Anthems Playlist
I dunno what it is but I have a fascination with stripclubs and the songs that mention them. Is it a secret desire of mine to own one? One day, perhaps. But for now, I’ve compiled my favourite stripclub anthems. You’ll be raking up your newly shaped pound coins in no time… Rihanna – Pour…